*sings* The internet is for *bip*!

[kseenaa]

Good thing the internet exists to amuse me! The apartment sparkles after some good cleaning, and I just got a good guest-list for my jewelry-party on Friday! (Works like Tupperware, only sparkly!) And also on Friday.... I'll get my new tattoo! *double-squee*

Good times in the future. :-D Don't worry. I'll post before and after photos, since I'll touch up one tattoo, and add another. ;-) At the same time. Gonna be GREAT I tell you!

Anyway. Seriously. Those guys that invented YouTube? I don't know if I should curse them or love them... Here. Have some pimpage!

silvestris posted this, oh so disturbing vid not so long ago. You'll need to bleach your brain after this. No seriously. You do. X-D

Yeah... *cough* Damn, Disney! Just saying...

To make up for that, check out this adorable Caramell Dansen-animation made by sorion! X-D Sure cheered me up today, let me tell you!

Most amusing thing is the song is actually in swedish! *laughs* So cute!

Lets go down the disturbing route again, shall we? Guess what? You can now own your very own copy of the sparkle-peen of Edward Cullen... Well, not his perhaps, but I guess this would be what it might look like, hmmm? Yes. It is a Twilight dildo. I pointed at the screen and laughed my ass off... X-D I wonder if SMeyer, who is a mormon, knows about this?

Comments

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

A Twilight dildo? oh dear.

I think I'd actually prefer the Hello Kitty one, something I never thought I would say...

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Oh dear indeed... There is no end to the silliness when it comes to Twilight, is there? :-P Also, I am somehow not surprised there is a Hello Kitty dildo... Even though it scares me.

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/hello-kitty-vibrating-shoulder-massager.html

Pictorial evidence of it's existence... Even if it's marketed as a shoulder massager, I doubt that's what people use it for...

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

For your shoulders.... Riiiiiight.... X-D

[spicehobbit.livejournal.com]

o.O There is a Hello Kitty dildo?! I´m not too surprised, but still... :-/

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

Not a dildo, a vibrator. Close enough. It's marketed as a "shoulder massager", but... *grins*

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/hello-kitty-vibrating-shoulder-massager.html