*sings* The internet is for *bip*!

[kseenaa]

Good thing the internet exists to amuse me! The apartment sparkles after some good cleaning, and I just got a good guest-list for my jewelry-party on Friday! (Works like Tupperware, only sparkly!) And also on Friday.... I'll get my new tattoo! *double-squee*

Good times in the future. :-D Don't worry. I'll post before and after photos, since I'll touch up one tattoo, and add another. ;-) At the same time. Gonna be GREAT I tell you!

Anyway. Seriously. Those guys that invented YouTube? I don't know if I should curse them or love them... Here. Have some pimpage!

silvestris posted this, oh so disturbing vid not so long ago. You'll need to bleach your brain after this. No seriously. You do. X-D

Yeah... *cough* Damn, Disney! Just saying...

To make up for that, check out this adorable Caramell Dansen-animation made by sorion! X-D Sure cheered me up today, let me tell you!

Most amusing thing is the song is actually in swedish! *laughs* So cute!

Lets go down the disturbing route again, shall we? Guess what? You can now own your very own copy of the sparkle-peen of Edward Cullen... Well, not his perhaps, but I guess this would be what it might look like, hmmm? Yes. It is a Twilight dildo. I pointed at the screen and laughed my ass off... X-D I wonder if SMeyer, who is a mormon, knows about this?

Comments

[pktaxwench.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, I am now in search of bleach for my brain.

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

*smirk* Well, I did warn you! :-)

[demon-kyo.livejournal.com]

LMAO @ that dildo... Jesus...

And what tattoos do you have? I am in love with ink! I wanna see yours! <3

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you continue to read here, you'll so more idiotic things that Twilight fans do, or that are being sold with the Twilight name on it... I have a HUGE hatred for anything Twilight.

I have four tattoos (so far).

My wolf (http://pics.livejournal.com/kseenaa/pic/00183204) (who is getting a bit of a touchup). I made this when I was 19 years old, and it is getting a bit greyish by now. I started to dream about tattoos when I was 15, but didn't get any done until I was sure what I wanted. This first one I made as a celebration of taking my drivers licence.

My celtic/viking bracelet (http://pics.livejournal.com/kseenaa/pic/00184s4f). Yes, it goes all the way around my whole arm. I did this two or three years after my first, so I was 21 or 22 when I did it.

Cutter (http://pics.livejournal.com/kseenaa/pic/00185yab) from the comic Elfquest (http://www.elfquest.com/). I have been a fan off this comic for years, and it represents so much for me, that I wanted to have the lead character on my leg. :-) I did this 3 years after the bracelet, so I was probably around 24 or 25 when I had it made.

Xena's weapons (http://pics.livejournal.com/kseenaa/pic/001861ft). I have also been a fan of Xena since 1997. This one I had made 3 years after Cutter. I was 27 or 28 by then. I had four or five different picturs and photos that I brought to the artist, and he drew this for me. I think it looks brilliant. :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_devilcandy_/]

LOL at that dildo! Will be seeing you tomorrow. Uh... how do I get to your house? Give me a SMS with the address or something, I'll check it on Eniro. :-)

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Twilight. What can I say? *sigh*

I'll send you an SMS then. :-)

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

A Twilight dildo? oh dear.

I think I'd actually prefer the Hello Kitty one, something I never thought I would say...

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Oh dear indeed... There is no end to the silliness when it comes to Twilight, is there? :-P Also, I am somehow not surprised there is a Hello Kitty dildo... Even though it scares me.

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/hello-kitty-vibrating-shoulder-massager.html

Pictorial evidence of it's existence... Even if it's marketed as a shoulder massager, I doubt that's what people use it for...

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

For your shoulders.... Riiiiiight.... X-D

[spicehobbit.livejournal.com]

o.O There is a Hello Kitty dildo?! I´m not too surprised, but still... :-/

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

Not a dildo, a vibrator. Close enough. It's marketed as a "shoulder massager", but... *grins*

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/hello-kitty-vibrating-shoulder-massager.html

[spicehobbit.livejournal.com]

The sound was kinda weird in the Winnie vid, so I couldn´t hear it. But I definately need bleach after the caramell dance vid... *screams*

Vampire dildo... I´m fucking speachless!
I´m not saying I´d buy it (cause I suredly wouldn´t!), but if this dildo company makes a werewolf dildo, then you have a scrap of my attention...

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* Oh dear... *pats* I should put warnings against the goth-boys, shouldn't I? Sorry, sorry about my scary LJ, sis! X-D