And the fail continues....

[kseenaa]

I am talking about Twilight here... :-/

I actually finished Breaking Dawn, the last book in the Twilight series the other day. I am proud of myself. It was, in fact, painful to read the damn thing at times.. I mean, GOOD GRIEF!!! o.O The fail! The HUGE FAIL that book is... It is giving all pedophiles the OK to groom kids and have sex with them as soon as they are big enough... *hurls* Yeah. Just... GAH! And thats not all... Not by a long-shot. Bella constantly bending to Edwards will, and as soon as she has one little thought that is her own, she worries that Edward might disapprove and might get angry with her... (Yeah, he'll just backhand you into a wall, bitch! So you better bend over nicely...) And as soon as he even looks disapprovingly at her, she curls together like a scared rabbit.... And still she is the most special of the special vampires that is special once she is turned... And that scene is whole other work o'fail, folks. Sure, I can appreciate a bit of a blood-bath in a vampire-book. That part I have no problem with. Just the rest of it. *nods* *sigh* If I hadn't borrowed the book, I would have put it in the litterbox letting my cats pee on it, and then I would have put it up in flames. I have read bad fanfics that are better then this.

ANYWAY! Moving on.

There has been two Twilight movies out so far, and I have seen them both in theaters no less. With spicehobbit. Afterwards we have gone out and gotten drunk, since you gotta bleach your brain after such a thing after all. Do a CTRL-ALT-DELETE on your mind, so to speak.

Well, soon time for such an adventure again. Eclipse, the third movie, is coming out soonish... I don't know if I should run to the hills in fear or rub my hands with glee to see more of this train-wreck.... I'll give you the trailer and let you make your own decision.

"ROBOCOP - Official Trailer (2014) [HQ]" (Watch on YouTube)

You with me yet? You haven't fainted from the fail? Good, good. :-) To bleach your brain, at least a little, I give you yet another little clip. A spoof of the AWESOME movie Inglourious Basterds called... Inglourious Vampires... Instead of hunting nazies, as in the original movie... they are hunting twihards. I approve. I so fucking approve! Watch this, and rejoice!

"How to make a realistic-looking cigarette (don't smoke these)" (Watch on YouTube)

Over and out...

Comments

[ledflyd.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of curious why you bothered to read it in the first place. Surely you didn't think it could be good??!

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Well, curiosity. I blame it all on my curious nature. :-P I had read a bit about them on the net. It was either Twihards that claimed it was the best ever... Or Twihaters who said you couldn't even use it as toilet-paper... So, I got curious as to what this was that could raise such strong emotions. And even though I figured they'd be pretty bad (sparkly vampires, wtf?!?!?), I figured it would be silly to dislike something I hadn't even read. So I read it. And OMG it is worse then I first thought!

[aermixi.livejournal.com]

I love this entry so much. xD
I read the end of Breaking Dawn, because I heard how it ended and I actually could not believe it for myself. But yes, it really was failtastic. I couldn't believe how long it took for Bella to be conscious again after being turned into a vampire... it was like three pages of her being in darkness and pain and trying not to scream because she's just such a strong person you know? Ughh it was so boring.
As for the trailer... WHY IS EVERYBODY WHISPERING? GEEZ.
Twilight is just so bad that it's actually fun to make fun of. :P

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Glad you approve!

Well, considering Bella is in fact a Mary Sue for SMeyer, the whole series is just a big circle-jerk, ain't it? ;-) In the early books the whole city is coming to a halt because OMG Bella Swan is in town! And then Edward who is the best of the best just have to have Bella, and everyone is mean to her and oh she'll just show them one day won't she? And hey... When she is a vampire she is the best of the best even better then Edward and all the other vampires... Because she can take the pain, can't you see? And after that, she got no blood-lust like all other new born vampires have, but she don't. 'Cause she is so much better then you..... Circle-jerk. *nods*

Twilight is indeed so bad it is fun to rip it to shreds. ;-) And I do it with regularity to. ;-)

[erinmar13.livejournal.com]

I didn't read this cuz I saw "twilight", but hehe, you have a little sapphira:)

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Well, it is just me pulling Twilfail to shreds. :-P It don't deserve anything better.

And yes I do, if it is the little dragon you mean? It is a blinkie made by velociraptorx at dinoraurx. A great graphics-artist!

[spicehobbit.livejournal.com]

You finally finished it? Well done, sis´! *hands over a bucket and a glass of water*

I´m game for both watching Eclipse and then the much needed ctrl-alt-deleate at the nearest pub. Wearing our smashing t-shirts, of course! *evil grin*

Also, Inglorious Vampires is made of WIN!!!!!

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did finish it. And I have Midnight Sun on a file on my computer. Shot me? *head-desk*

Inglorious Vampires did save my day though. :-D

[kaijn.livejournal.com]

Haven't read any of the Twilight books nor seen the movies and to be honest I don't think I want to either. I like swimming against the current after all. x3

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/celebrity-pictures-bella-gaston-book-twilight.jpg

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

*smirk* Perfect picture, my dear! X-D And save your sanity. Stay away from them books if you can!

[kaijn.livejournal.com]

Sparkling vampires? Not for me. I stick to my bloodthirsty monsters. x3

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Oh, I couldn't agree more with you on that!