Dear Lord, Stephanie Meyer got a sniper riffle!

[kseenaa]

*gasp* *laughs even harder* *gasps some more*

You know? On one level I should be grateful to SMeyer for giving us all this crap so I can point and laugh at her and make fun at her and all the lameness that is Twilight. No really. There is NOTHING good with it. But this? This vid and the commentaries are just so much gold. 11 min. Trust me, they are well spent 11 min. This is some of the most golden comments from the Twilight Rifftrax. And it is pure gold. Watch it.

But you don't think that is the only Twilight sporking I'll do today do you? Oh no... No, no, no... ;-) There will be more. Read on.

To make sure to milk the teens of more cash they are now re-releasing the New Moon book with a film-cover, just like they did with Twilight. I don't know what you say when you see these but... restrained female much? I must confess though, as Harlequin covers go, the New Moon one is slightly better.



And how did the fans response to this? Well.. Not to well... Response from fans... *laughs ass off* Geez... *shakes head*

But the best part with the insanity of Twilight is RPatz. The man's comments on the movies are made of win. Read this:
Edward impossible to play? Pattinsson tells it like it is.
Hear, hear, RPatz! You rock! I promise I won't throw you in front off a taxi like your fans do!

Everyone and there mother is trying to make money off of Twilight, so this really shouldn't surprise me. I don't know what to make off it though... What do you think?: Bella and Edward Barbie-dolls..

Thats all the sporkings for today. ;-) I am sure I can find more tomorrow! :-D

Today I haven't done much. Watched PotC 2: Dead Man's Chest for the hell of it and then we went grocery shopping. Wooo... My life is so exiting. Good thing I have things to spork. ;-)

Take care folks!

Comments

[astroflammante.livejournal.com]

Those covers... "We manly men must make sure our women doesn't run away..." The Twilight one looks more like he's putting handcuffs on her than anything else. (Granted, that may be romantic, under the right circumstances... Not if the guy is a domineering bastard like that one, though.)

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Ha! I never thought about the handcuff thing! But now when you mention it... Yeah... *laughs* There is no end to the idiocy that is Twilight...