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Alright. Gonna do this fandom meme that I've seen floating around, even if I am somewhat late to join in, but what the helll...
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
I'm not a writer, never considered myself one. I do, however, have a Prompt-document where I collect ideas/bunnies or whatever you wanna call it. I sometimes throw them at writers I know or most often than not at various fests. And there are some of them that are... Pretty crazy. *lol* They'll never be written, most likely, but yes. There are some nuts stuff there. Especially when I stumble upon websites or links and then my mind starts working. I'll show two as examples:
42. Any pairing (NO twincest!)
There is surfing on the internet. There is living on two sides of the ocean. There are travels. There is boredom. There is times when one is so horny it hurts and your significant other is far away. Good thing then, eh, that technology has done some serious leaps and bounds in this day and age! Because with a little help from LovePalz, distance is no longer a problem…
LovePalz with commentary (feel free to take inspiration!): http://kseenaa.tumblr.com/post/46293135556/nanibgal-goddessofcheese-psdo-wugs
LovePalz website so you know it is all true. :-)
https://www.lovepalz.com/
43. Gustav/Anyone
Gustav has a sister. A sister that loves teasing the hell out of her little brother when she gets the chance. So when she stumbles upon these… she sends the link to her brother, who of course tell her to go fuck off… but secretly keeps the link and buys a pair… Because really… It’s just too brilliant. And his significant other has NO complaints after an evening playing around with these! In fact, he wants a chance to use them to…
Vibrating drumsticks…: http://www.shopinprivate.com/phil-varone-sex-stix.html
Seriously, Internet? What do you DO to my brain?
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
I am not ashamed per say about any kinks, really. But the one that is most rarely written and one can get some raised eyebrows at... is daddy-kink. And I really really love that. Also, I have a HUGE thing for darkfic with gore and all the trimmings, and that... can cause a few raised eyebrows as well. Especially since I can NOT watch horror-movies without getting nightmares. I know. Makes no sense what so ever.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
I don't write. I only cheat a little in drabbles. And I do a lot of RP where there's smut galore. But fic-wise? Well... Let's see if I can find a drabble that has smut in it. An early one. And, of course, the first drabble with smut in it is a dark one. And a crossover one, True Blood/Tokio Hotel.
Throwing the boy over his desk, Eric squeezed himself before pulling the boys shorts down... Those fucking eyes always got to him... Can’t have that. And he had such a nice body... A strong body. He would probably last longer than most... Not caring about preparing him, Eric pushed in... It always got a sound out of him, and he wanted to hear him...
“Gah! Oh gawd... SHIT! Ah... Fuck...”
And there it was... Eric smirked a bit, smelling the boys blood in the air... Leaning over him, he licked his neck, feeling the pulse thrum hard under the thin skin... Biting his neck next to an old scar, Eric could feel how the boy got more frantic under him, the pain more or less forgotten... mixed with pleasure now... Such sweet delicious blood... Tinged with pain, fear and pleasure... Just the right mix.
“No... Yes... Geezes, PLEASE!!!”
Not even touching him, Eric just let go of the wound and whispered in the boys ear. “Come.” And he did. Hard. Marking his desk. Again. The way his warm body clutched around him, more or less pulled Erics own orgasm out of him... And he filled the boys bleeding ass silently, nearly pushing both boy and desk across the room...
Shut up.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
I'd say Tokio Hotel counts. It's the only fandom where I've read RPS.
5. Most shameful ship?
I'm not ashamed of any ship I've enjoyed reading. I usually go for the rare or odd ones.
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
Yeah, or at least RP-drama. Big community of players in the Buffyfandom when there was a lot of RP going on in said fandom. Was part of a whole community of players then. Mod asked for help from me. Then blamed all the problems in the game on me. All other roleplayers believed her. Things were hell for awhile and I didn't do any RP for... at LEAST 6 months or so. Not to fun, no.
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
I have no idea what they mean here... Guilty pleasure? Roleplaying as a gay man maybe? I don't know...
If you have a better idea, let me know what I could answer here... Really. Suggestions are welcome.
8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
I bashed another fandom without meaning to once. To me, it felt like I was drowning and got said fandom pushed at me all the time. "Like this!" "You have to like that!" "You gotta see this!" And it got to much for me and I kicked back just to get people to stop already. It wasn't very nice of me, I know. But hey... Live and learn, I guess.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
A long time ago. And not even in Sweden. It was during my time in the US that I discovered the Xena-fandom and started reading fanfic. I can't pinpoint exact day and fic, but... I am 100% sure it was Xena/Gabrielle. I think there was bondage and whips involved. (It's Xena, come on...) And maybe some voyeurism as well, not 100% sure. So I started my fanfic-reading career with femme-slash.
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
Nope. Not ashamed of any of them. Have a list:
Robin of Sherwood, Xena the Warriorprincess, Buffy the Vamprieslayer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tokio Hotel, Sons of Anarchy...
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
Considering I usually roleplay my favorite characters in smutty (more or less... most often then not more...) settings... You don't even wanna know.
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
Probably some daddy-kink fic... or the one with necrophilia. Yeah. Any of those.
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
Peting's computer is right next to mine, so I'd say yes. And he looks and comments sometimes. Yes, he is very straight. Yes, he thought looking at gay porn was disgusting when he first meet me (although never had anything against gay-people... just didn't wanna see.). And then, well... he meet me. He is so used to it now he don't even raise an eyebrow.
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw yourtumblr LiveJournal?
Peting: "Still the same fandom? Same old, same old... What does she wanna know about the male anatomy today?"
Spicehobbit: "RPS? AAAAH! My eyes!" *beat* "Where's the Les Misarables post...?"
Mom: "So this is what it actually looks like? Interesting..."
Brother: "You're nuts."
Had my father lived he'd have calmly told me to get out of the house more.
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
They'd find a very orderly set of files and subfiles. So it's very easy to find on my comptuer. Photos, fanart, fanfic... The only thing I've hidden is my hentai-folder. *cough* So anyone would have to work a little to find that one. Hopefully they won't and I'll be able to stop anyone from looking in that deep dark pit.
This entry is crossposted between LJ and DW. Comment where you are comfortable.
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
I'm not a writer, never considered myself one. I do, however, have a Prompt-document where I collect ideas/bunnies or whatever you wanna call it. I sometimes throw them at writers I know or most often than not at various fests. And there are some of them that are... Pretty crazy. *lol* They'll never be written, most likely, but yes. There are some nuts stuff there. Especially when I stumble upon websites or links and then my mind starts working. I'll show two as examples:
42. Any pairing (NO twincest!)
There is surfing on the internet. There is living on two sides of the ocean. There are travels. There is boredom. There is times when one is so horny it hurts and your significant other is far away. Good thing then, eh, that technology has done some serious leaps and bounds in this day and age! Because with a little help from LovePalz, distance is no longer a problem…
LovePalz with commentary (feel free to take inspiration!): http://kseenaa.tumblr.com/post/46293135556/nanibgal-goddessofcheese-psdo-wugs
LovePalz website so you know it is all true. :-)
https://www.lovepalz.com/
43. Gustav/Anyone
Gustav has a sister. A sister that loves teasing the hell out of her little brother when she gets the chance. So when she stumbles upon these… she sends the link to her brother, who of course tell her to go fuck off… but secretly keeps the link and buys a pair… Because really… It’s just too brilliant. And his significant other has NO complaints after an evening playing around with these! In fact, he wants a chance to use them to…
Vibrating drumsticks…: http://www.shopinprivate.com/phil-varone-sex-stix.html
Seriously, Internet? What do you DO to my brain?
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
I am not ashamed per say about any kinks, really. But the one that is most rarely written and one can get some raised eyebrows at... is daddy-kink. And I really really love that. Also, I have a HUGE thing for darkfic with gore and all the trimmings, and that... can cause a few raised eyebrows as well. Especially since I can NOT watch horror-movies without getting nightmares. I know. Makes no sense what so ever.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
I don't write. I only cheat a little in drabbles. And I do a lot of RP where there's smut galore. But fic-wise? Well... Let's see if I can find a drabble that has smut in it. An early one. And, of course, the first drabble with smut in it is a dark one. And a crossover one, True Blood/Tokio Hotel.
Throwing the boy over his desk, Eric squeezed himself before pulling the boys shorts down... Those fucking eyes always got to him... Can’t have that. And he had such a nice body... A strong body. He would probably last longer than most... Not caring about preparing him, Eric pushed in... It always got a sound out of him, and he wanted to hear him...
“Gah! Oh gawd... SHIT! Ah... Fuck...”
And there it was... Eric smirked a bit, smelling the boys blood in the air... Leaning over him, he licked his neck, feeling the pulse thrum hard under the thin skin... Biting his neck next to an old scar, Eric could feel how the boy got more frantic under him, the pain more or less forgotten... mixed with pleasure now... Such sweet delicious blood... Tinged with pain, fear and pleasure... Just the right mix.
“No... Yes... Geezes, PLEASE!!!”
Not even touching him, Eric just let go of the wound and whispered in the boys ear. “Come.” And he did. Hard. Marking his desk. Again. The way his warm body clutched around him, more or less pulled Erics own orgasm out of him... And he filled the boys bleeding ass silently, nearly pushing both boy and desk across the room...
Shut up.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
I'd say Tokio Hotel counts. It's the only fandom where I've read RPS.
5. Most shameful ship?
I'm not ashamed of any ship I've enjoyed reading. I usually go for the rare or odd ones.
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
Yeah, or at least RP-drama. Big community of players in the Buffyfandom when there was a lot of RP going on in said fandom. Was part of a whole community of players then. Mod asked for help from me. Then blamed all the problems in the game on me. All other roleplayers believed her. Things were hell for awhile and I didn't do any RP for... at LEAST 6 months or so. Not to fun, no.
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
I have no idea what they mean here... Guilty pleasure? Roleplaying as a gay man maybe? I don't know...
If you have a better idea, let me know what I could answer here... Really. Suggestions are welcome.
8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
I bashed another fandom without meaning to once. To me, it felt like I was drowning and got said fandom pushed at me all the time. "Like this!" "You have to like that!" "You gotta see this!" And it got to much for me and I kicked back just to get people to stop already. It wasn't very nice of me, I know. But hey... Live and learn, I guess.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
A long time ago. And not even in Sweden. It was during my time in the US that I discovered the Xena-fandom and started reading fanfic. I can't pinpoint exact day and fic, but... I am 100% sure it was Xena/Gabrielle. I think there was bondage and whips involved. (It's Xena, come on...) And maybe some voyeurism as well, not 100% sure. So I started my fanfic-reading career with femme-slash.
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
Nope. Not ashamed of any of them. Have a list:
Robin of Sherwood, Xena the Warriorprincess, Buffy the Vamprieslayer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tokio Hotel, Sons of Anarchy...
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
Considering I usually roleplay my favorite characters in smutty (more or less... most often then not more...) settings... You don't even wanna know.
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
Probably some daddy-kink fic... or the one with necrophilia. Yeah. Any of those.
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
Peting's computer is right next to mine, so I'd say yes. And he looks and comments sometimes. Yes, he is very straight. Yes, he thought looking at gay porn was disgusting when he first meet me (although never had anything against gay-people... just didn't wanna see.). And then, well... he meet me. He is so used to it now he don't even raise an eyebrow.
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your
Peting: "Still the same fandom? Same old, same old... What does she wanna know about the male anatomy today?"
Spicehobbit: "RPS? AAAAH! My eyes!" *beat* "Where's the Les Misarables post...?"
Mom: "So this is what it actually looks like? Interesting..."
Brother: "You're nuts."
Had my father lived he'd have calmly told me to get out of the house more.
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
They'd find a very orderly set of files and subfiles. So it's very easy to find on my comptuer. Photos, fanart, fanfic... The only thing I've hidden is my hentai-folder. *cough* So anyone would have to work a little to find that one. Hopefully they won't and I'll be able to stop anyone from looking in that deep dark pit.
This entry is crossposted between LJ and DW. Comment where you are comfortable.
