He'll never be there in person, and you might never see his big smile when he sees nerd jr. for the first time... but he'll be there in spirit, because he is half of who you are, and so he'll be a part of who nerd jr is too.

omg i read fifty shades of grey, and i thought.... these characters sound really familiar and the writing is just fucking awful... hmm... this sounds like twilight... and i looked it up and it WAS twilight fanfic. omfg. wtf. i don't get it. anne rice wrote erotic bdsm fiction yeeeears ago..,