Oh STOP. You do not sound awful- I love your accent! You're so articulate. I always love that I can understand every single syllable you say.

Lmao: "Am I available? Uh, NO. I am engaged."

English mastiffs are beautiful! And you said it right.
I hardly ever know what day of the week it is!

LMAO: ""aaaaaand, my mind went into the gutter."

i too HAAAAATE jelly beans! i'd probably even hate bertie boots every flavored beans!

haha: 'if she tells you otherwise she's a bloody liar!'

i never knew you were paranoid about picking up the phone. it makes sense though, i understood as soon as you said it even before you explained it.

was it squash you were thinking of? for worst veggie?

let's take a trip through the us TOGETHERRRR :D

EEEEEEE!!! i just got a shootout! don't care about the bronx, just so excited to be mentioned!

You said 'the letter zed!' so cool! is that the swedish way of saying 'z'? here, we pronounce it 'zee'.

WOLVERINE was my guess for your favorite zoo animal. :D typed that before you said it!

'PEEVIES' omg so cute: it is peeves. =)