Rare pairings in a dark setting? You have ANY idea how hard it is to find such fics? Near to impossible that's how... So to hear that YOU are writing it? My gawd...

Day = made. Fuck, WEEK = made!!!!

And now she not only says she is writing the prison-fic... She is writing TWO fics... Prison-fic + Slutty Gustav....

I'll never live this down...

*melts and dies*