I continually horrify my kid with the things I say - he's finally gotten to that "OMG you are NOT my mother, I have never seen you before in my life" stage *G* Now the fun begins!

My mother will say anything - I've seen her drunk and sober, of course, and honestly, she is uncensored - never mind the shit my dad used to come out with. I still have some of his finer sayings rattling around in my brain. :D