Ah, the exact reason why I would like to work in a school library or at the children's section of a bigger library: Getting to boss around children I've never met. :D Well, that and not having to carry around big heavy books or categorize and index stupid, long novels (or evil music!). Children's literature is way cooler than the one written for grown-ups in that sense. :D Also, if I ever happened to get that kind of a job, I could get this tattoo (http://news.bmezine.com/2007/06/15/a-tattoo-for-librarians/). My fiancé and I have already agreed on that. ;)

And yay for the links! Much awesomeness! Especially since all the cool kids (including yours truly) avoid carbs. :P