damn. not that many call anymore, but the ones that do are sneaky. they're all from india, and they all ask for my mom by name saying that they're a FRIEND FROM INDIA. (my mom hasn't been to india in like 20 years and any friend from india would either be from my dads family and thereby unwelcome or from med school.) so my mom curiously picks up the phone and her "new friend" tries to tell her about how awesome DISH network is.
that's how we get pwned.