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I am talking about Twilight here... :-/
I actually finished Breaking Dawn, the last book in the Twilight series the other day. I am proud of myself. It was, in fact, painful to read the damn thing at times.. I mean, GOOD GRIEF!!! o.O The fail! The HUGE FAIL that book is... It is giving all pedophiles the OK to groom kids and have sex with them as soon as they are big enough... *hurls* Yeah. Just... GAH! And thats not all... Not by a long-shot. Bella constantly bending to Edwards will, and as soon as she has one little thought that is her own, she worries that Edward might disapprove and might get angry with her... (Yeah, he'll just backhand you into a wall, bitch! So you better bend over nicely...) And as soon as he even looks disapprovingly at her, she curls together like a scared rabbit.... And still she is the most special of the special vampires that is special once she is turned... And that scene is whole other work o'fail, folks. Sure, I can appreciate a bit of a blood-bath in a vampire-book. That part I have no problem with. Just the rest of it. *nods* *sigh* If I hadn't borrowed the book, I would have put it in the litterbox letting my cats pee on it, and then I would have put it up in flames. I have read bad fanfics that are better then this.
ANYWAY! Moving on.
There has been two Twilight movies out so far, and I have seen them both in theaters no less. With![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spicehobbit. Afterwards we have gone out and gotten drunk, since you gotta bleach your brain after such a thing after all. Do a CTRL-ALT-DELETE on your mind, so to speak.
Well, soon time for such an adventure again. Eclipse, the third movie, is coming out soonish... I don't know if I should run to the hills in fear or rub my hands with glee to see more of this train-wreck.... I'll give you the trailer and let you make your own decision.
( Official Eclipse Teaser Trailer... )
You with me yet? You haven't fainted from the fail? Good, good. :-) To bleach your brain, at least a little, I give you yet another little clip. A spoof of the AWESOME movie Inglourious Basterds called... Inglourious Vampires... Instead of hunting nazies, as in the original movie... they are hunting twihards. I approve. I so fucking approve! Watch this, and rejoice!
( Twilight New Moon: Inglourious Vampires... )
Over and out...
I actually finished Breaking Dawn, the last book in the Twilight series the other day. I am proud of myself. It was, in fact, painful to read the damn thing at times.. I mean, GOOD GRIEF!!! o.O The fail! The HUGE FAIL that book is... It is giving all pedophiles the OK to groom kids and have sex with them as soon as they are big enough... *hurls* Yeah. Just... GAH! And thats not all... Not by a long-shot. Bella constantly bending to Edwards will, and as soon as she has one little thought that is her own, she worries that Edward might disapprove and might get angry with her... (Yeah, he'll just backhand you into a wall, bitch! So you better bend over nicely...) And as soon as he even looks disapprovingly at her, she curls together like a scared rabbit.... And still she is the most special of the special vampires that is special once she is turned... And that scene is whole other work o'fail, folks. Sure, I can appreciate a bit of a blood-bath in a vampire-book. That part I have no problem with. Just the rest of it. *nods* *sigh* If I hadn't borrowed the book, I would have put it in the litterbox letting my cats pee on it, and then I would have put it up in flames. I have read bad fanfics that are better then this.
ANYWAY! Moving on.
There has been two Twilight movies out so far, and I have seen them both in theaters no less. With
spicehobbit. Afterwards we have gone out and gotten drunk, since you gotta bleach your brain after such a thing after all. Do a CTRL-ALT-DELETE on your mind, so to speak. Well, soon time for such an adventure again. Eclipse, the third movie, is coming out soonish... I don't know if I should run to the hills in fear or rub my hands with glee to see more of this train-wreck.... I'll give you the trailer and let you make your own decision.
( Official Eclipse Teaser Trailer... )
You with me yet? You haven't fainted from the fail? Good, good. :-) To bleach your brain, at least a little, I give you yet another little clip. A spoof of the AWESOME movie Inglourious Basterds called... Inglourious Vampires... Instead of hunting nazies, as in the original movie... they are hunting twihards. I approve. I so fucking approve! Watch this, and rejoice!
( Twilight New Moon: Inglourious Vampires... )
Over and out...
