ext_15299 ([identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] kseenaa 2012-01-25 09:19 pm (UTC)

I know... I know... I just... I mean, when he DESTROYS HER CAR SO SHE CAN'T GO VISIT HER FRIENDS! I mean, how obvious can things get???

So when listening to 11-15 year old girls squeeing how AWESOME Edward Cullen is in the library, I just shiver and bite my tongue. It gets even worse when mothers and older women ask where the Twilight books are and tells me how AWESOME they are and how WONDERFUL Edward Cullen is... I silently think they are insane and really should know better since they are freaking adults!!!

And yes, the baby talks to Jacob. It has this sparkly gift, you see... like any Mary Sue... that as soon as it touches someone, it can share its thoughts. So the baby touches Jacob as soon as it sees him... making Jacob marvel at how wonderful she is... Ehr... Gets more and more creepy, doesn't it?

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