New Moon...
I survived watching this piece of shit. Just barely.
Anyway, if you think Chester A. Bum exaggerated during his Bum-review of New Moon? Well, he didn't. Good GAWD! *head-desk* *drinks more alcohol* It was just THAT stupid. On the way in we picked up a movie-news-magazine that I used to hit my head so hard with during the movie the print-colour rubbed off and my whole forehead was black with it. Making![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spicehobbit laugh her ass off at me.
After the movie we went shopping picking up holy unhealthy stuff (like chocolate and buns with vanilla-filling) and picking up some alcohol fromspicehobbits apartment, then we went home to me and peting73 for more alcohol and to rip this movie to shreds and stomp it to the ground with our discussions. I think we succeeded.
For the record:
Charlie Rocks and is Awesome. Emmett is Awesome. Alice is a piece of shit. Kerstin Stewert can't act (you do have another face-expression then the one you have showed in two movies now, right?). RPatz can act, but don't have much to work with. Lautner is the one who acts the best of the lead trio. Jacob is awesome (but I know it will go downhill from here). Bella should just be killed and forgotten, gawd damn I hate her. Jasper is gay and has a dildo or 20 up his ass. Rosalie tries to act cool, she fails. Volturi is the only vampires who act like vampires. The werewolfs are ridiculously obvious and constantly show off there abs. RPatz is at least good looking, but looks better out of character, wonder what that says? I want to steal Victorias hair, gawd damn! I am dirty, Lautner is only 17... *head-desk* There are to many hints at that beating your girl-friend is OK. It is also OK to admire your handiwork after doing so. *groans*
I need more alcohol to bleach my brain. Right. *goes off*
Anyway, if you think Chester A. Bum exaggerated during his Bum-review of New Moon? Well, he didn't. Good GAWD! *head-desk* *drinks more alcohol* It was just THAT stupid. On the way in we picked up a movie-news-magazine that I used to hit my head so hard with during the movie the print-colour rubbed off and my whole forehead was black with it. Making
spicehobbit laugh her ass off at me. After the movie we went shopping picking up holy unhealthy stuff (like chocolate and buns with vanilla-filling) and picking up some alcohol from
spicehobbits apartment, then we went home to me and peting73 for more alcohol and to rip this movie to shreds and stomp it to the ground with our discussions. I think we succeeded. For the record:
Charlie Rocks and is Awesome. Emmett is Awesome. Alice is a piece of shit. Kerstin Stewert can't act (you do have another face-expression then the one you have showed in two movies now, right?). RPatz can act, but don't have much to work with. Lautner is the one who acts the best of the lead trio. Jacob is awesome (but I know it will go downhill from here). Bella should just be killed and forgotten, gawd damn I hate her. Jasper is gay and has a dildo or 20 up his ass. Rosalie tries to act cool, she fails. Volturi is the only vampires who act like vampires. The werewolfs are ridiculously obvious and constantly show off there abs. RPatz is at least good looking, but looks better out of character, wonder what that says? I want to steal Victorias hair, gawd damn! I am dirty, Lautner is only 17... *head-desk* There are to many hints at that beating your girl-friend is OK. It is also OK to admire your handiwork after doing so. *groans*
I need more alcohol to bleach my brain. Right. *goes off*